Quotable Quotes

In 6 months you have a lot of laughs. Below are some of our favorite quotable moments, we'll be saying this stuff for years.

“Ho Chi Minh, city of motorbikes. You don’t have a motor bike you don’t have a life. You have no boyfriend, no girlfriend, nothing. A while ago they say, you ride motorbike you wear helmet. We say we no wear helmet, helmet looks like rice cooker on your head.”
- Mekong Delta Tour guide

You buy postcard for your boyfriend.”
“I don’t have a boyfriend.” [Jen’s response]
“That’s cuz you no buy postcard.”
- Cambodian girl selling postcards

“Where you from.”
“Nowhere.” [Jayme’s facetious response]
“Capital Oslo. Population 4 million, minus three. 1-2-3”
- Cambodian boy selling postcards who thought we were from Norway

“Who’s the weggie.”
- Thai hiking guide who can’t pronounce his “v’s”.

“You want more wegetables, you can add more wegetables. You want more carlots, you add more carlots.”
- Thai cooking instructor

“Girls, what are you complaining about! You could have been born with your boobs knocking between your knees.”
- James the Kiwi on women’s rights in India after seeing a female goat.

“You said 60 rupees!!! For 6 people!!!”
- Jen losing it with an Indian cab driver

“It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the $%*! century.
- Pink Harry on finding 15 rupee Kit-Kat’s in India

“So be that.”
- Danielle on quantum physics.

“Egeszsegedre!”
- Jayme’s words before spilling a glass of white wine on Ann’s lap

"It's a stuuudent thing."
- Our friend Katja on student events in Slovenia

“I need to call China; I have a problem with them.”
- Jen in the Czech Republic on being charge 3 times for her plane ticket home

“I hate you and I hate you and I hate you the most!”
- Drunk guy at 4:30am in Warsaw hostel (best if reenacted by Jen)

“Crem de la Kremlin.”
- Tad cracking himself up in Moscow

“Do you have a flagg...”
- Tad's impression of Eddie Izzard on British colonization

“I pack like Paris Hilton.”
- Tariq on his 60lb backpack for the Trans-Mongolian railway

“When we were young we had no toys; we played with our toothbrushes.”
- Tariq on growing up in England

“Dab a little behind your ear and you're ready for formal wear.”
- Tariq on the smell of smoked Russian fish

“Darling, have you seen how rubbery this is – you could play squash with it.”
- Tariq’s steak in the Russian train dining car

“Mongoowia.”
- Say this in your best Kim Jong II Team America accent

"You have lamas in Mongolia...three toes, they spit."
- Rupert on lamas in Mongolia. The sign in the museum, however, was talking about the Dahlia Lama.